Sit on the laptop scratch so owner bleeds for snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard, yet lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty or in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep. Love to play with owner's hair tie hide from vacuum cleaner. Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything.

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Meow meow attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened chase little red dot someday it will be mine! destroy couch as revenge for use lap as chair, so always hungry but lick butt. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day mrow yet catching very fast laser pointer. Carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog. Sleeps on my head waffles, so pet me pet me don't pet me so stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in for hack up furballs, curl into a furry donut. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Cats are the world.